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Evan can often be found in his austere Passage West manor, high above the slums of Cork City, wind blowing through his long, flowing, cascading mane of hair, sitting on his 6th story balcony smoking his pipe, while fingering his silver cravat and reading the latest works of Baudelaire. Cork's very own Hugh Hefner, Evan lounges around during the day in his dressing gown where he divides his time between golf, darts and counting his slippers. Presented with a silver pipe on his First Unholy Communion, Evan is the only known person to have knitted a woolly cardigan for his grandmother. |